The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 11, 2006
Woman: How much for the snow globe of Orlando. Woman: $5. Boy: What's that, mister? Professor: That's a rack for holding record album. Boy: What's a record album? Professor: It's a vinyl disk with music on it. Boy: What do you do with the disk? Professor: You put the album on a phonograph. Boy: What's a photograb? Professor: Phonograph!! It's a machine that makes the music come out of the album! Boy: I'll give you a dollor for it. Professor: Sold! Woman: Isn't it wonderful when young people are interested in old things? Professor: He's using it to make a cage for his hamster.