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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 27, 2006
Professor: What's this? Dusty: That there is a summons! Professor: For what? Dusty: I am suin' you for "male fraud." You pretended to be me, and you stole mah online girlfriend!! Professor: That is so ridiculous!! There's no law against... Dusty: And... you also violated the Patriot Act!! Professor: The Patriot Act? How? Dusty: Impersonatin' a Texan! See you in court, you polecat!