The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 08, 2006
Evelyn: So, my darling daughter... have you been dating? Girl: I have some new rules about that, Mom... One: no dating men with issues around commitment or intimacy... Two: no dating outside my ZIP code! Evelyn: Which means... Girl: Which means I'm not dating! Evelyn: Ah!