The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 14, 2006
Nurse Ludmilla: Special delivery for you, Komrade Dusty! Boone: What's with all this mail, Dusty! Dusty: Well... it is Valentine's Day, Boone! Well, look at that! They're all from my ex-wives! Boone: You get Valentines from your ex-wives? Dusty: Apparently... Hmm... They appear to be photocopies of restraining orders... Boone: Hey! It's the thought that counts!