The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 30, 2005
The General: So, Ludmilla....what are the holidays like in Russia? Nurse Ludmilla: Oh, is much different. We wait for Grandfather Frost to come. The General: Who's that? Nurse Ludmilla: Is like your Santa but he wears blue. Arrives on New Year's Eve. He gives gifts to good children. The General: And do bad children get coal in their stockings? Nurse Ludmilla: Nyet! Bad children are turned into blocks of ice. The General: I better warn my grandkids not to go to Russia.