The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 22, 2005
Evelyn: We were so hoping you'd play Santa this year, Dusty. Dusty: False hope, I'm afraid. Woman: Well... Evelyn: There's always Vinnie, I guess... Dusty: Vinnie? Why I'd look like a fine store-bought Santa next to that foulmouthed, two-bit, barkin' weasel!! Woman: Oh, Evelyn!! He's got his Christmas spirit back! Dusty: Hmmph!