The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 18, 2005
The Professor: So, Louie...what can I do to help the Elderrappers with their new CD? Louie: We need some good rhymes, Professor. We want to write rap music with a social conscience, but...it has to be smooth, and easy to remember. The Professor: Great!! I'm ready! Louie: Okay...what rhymes with "The Medicare Prescription Drug Improvement Modernization Act of 2003"? The Professor: That's easy. Nothing.