The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 01, 2005
Vinnie: Hi, everybody! I'm Vinnie for the first-of-the-month "Old Jokes Home." I'm going to do my Henny Youngman routine! So...how do you know you're getting old? Evelyn: I know! I know! It's when you bend over to tie your shoelace and you wonder...what else you can do while you're down there. Vinnie: I get no respect around here! Person: Wrong comedian, Vinnie! That was Rodney Dangerfield!