The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 18, 2005
Dusty: Okay, ladies...how the heck did y'all find mah campsite? Gladys: You got careless, cowboy! Evelyn: You left clues. Dusty: Like what? Evelyn: Like a wide swath of pork rinds leading right to this spot. Dusty: Pork rinds? So that explains all these fool squirrels!