The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 17, 2005
Gladys: Dusty!! It's Gladys and Evelyn. Where are you? You're late for breakfast! Why...he's not here. Evelyn...and his saddle's gone! Evelyn: That's odd. His horse is miles away from here! Let's check outside. Gladys: What do you suppose those things are? Evelyn: Pork rinds! We're on his trail now!