The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 08, 2005
Nurse Ludmilla: Ludmilla..do you want to hear an American joke? Ludmilla: Okay. Evelyn: Two elderly people are talking. Man says: "I got a new hearing aid!" The woman says: "What kind is it?" The man says: "Two-thirty!" Get it? Ludmilla: Nyet. Evelyn: Well...seee...the man with the hearing aid didn't hear what... Ludmilla: Ah! Was probably American hearing aid, da? Evelyn: Uh... Ludmilla: DId you know Russians invented hearing aid? Lenin had first one. Very good, but heavy. It ran off truck battery. Was great honor to carry battery for Lenin...(sigh!)Lenin could hear bird chirping two miles away... The Professor: Ludmilla...who are you talking to?