The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 30, 2005
Dusty: This gal's interstin'. To email@example.com From: Gigi Dear Dusty, got your nice note about rattlesnakes. Here's a question about desert animals...I followed a Gila monster down an arroyo yesterday. When I got within two feet he turned and stuck his tongue out at me. It hurt my feelings. Why'd he do that? Gigi Dear Gigi - cheer up. Yer lucky you still got those two feet. -Dusty
Yeah you are, girl. Those Gila monsters aren’t something to fool around with!