The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 22, 2005
The General: Our situation is perilous troopers! We must free ourselves from the yoke of organized boredom. We must demand creativity for our field-trips! Boone: General...I need to get outta Elderpark for a while! I have this recurring field-trip nightmare...I'm trapped in a gift shop...I'm surrounded by ceramic kittens...I'm all alone...I...I... The General: Rest easy. Nobody in this outfit gets left behind.