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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 30, 2005
The Professor: "To firstname.lastname@example.org...Hi, Dusty..you sure are cute. I'm 27 and live in Los Angeles. Write to me. Mona" Dusty: Ain't she purty? The Professor: I can't believe it!! How do you get these young women to write you? Dusty: Well...I lied a bit... The Professor: For shame, Dusty! Did you tell them you were rich and under 50? Dusty: Nope. I told 'em I was rich and over 90.