The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 13, 2005
Dusty: Evelyn...here's a little somethin' I whittled for you. Evelyn: Oh, Dusty!! How thoughtful! You've caught me completely off guard, giving me a gift the day before Valentine's Day! Dusty: Uh....? Evelyn: It's so sweet! I've got to go get something for you! Dusty: Whoa, Evelyn!! Rein it in, gal!! The Professor: What was that about, Dusty? Dusty: Perfessor! I'm in trouble! Evelyn thinks I got her a Valentine's Day gift! The Professor: What did you give her? Dusty: I just carved her a horny toad settin' on a rock. The Professor: Oh...you're in trouble, all right!