The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 02, 2005
The Elderrappers Singers: Now listen you misters...and listen you missies! Everybody knows gettin' old ain't for sissies!! Rapper in pink dress: Everybody treats you like you're two feet tall... Rapper in print dress: That's if they even talk to you at all! Male Rapper: Now bein'old ain't filled with thrills...You're drinkin' bad coffee and poppin' pills! Rapper in pink dress: Am I right? Audience: Uh-huh! Rapper in pink dress: Am I right? Audience: Uh-huh! Male Rapper: Doctor tells me how to stay alive... Rapper in print dress: Heck...I'm 82 and he's 35! Say what? Audience: Say what?