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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 14, 2004
Miss Overdunne: I've been reviewing your application to Elderpark, Dusty... Dusty: Okey-dokey. Miss Overdunne: It says here that you have no pension, no home, one...uh...disable vehicle and a 20-year-old horse. Dusty: That's about it, ma'am. Miss Overdunne: Have you ever consulted with an investment adviser? Dusty: I certainly have, ma'am. And that's why I have no pension, no home, one disabled vehicle....
astortheater Premium Member over 2 years ago
I made the mistake to telling my two nieces that I went up a a latter to trim branches with my chain saw. BAD MOVE. Got them all worked up. They threatened to take my chain saw away. Got their little rumps all worked up about – something silly like a retirement home. Yuk!