The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 09, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    Something Off-Menu About This One

    A group of ladies come in and ask for the drink menu. I give them a couple of minutes to look it over and then ask what I can get them.

    Customer #1: “Get me a spicy jalapeño margarita.”

    Me: “We only have lime, as stated on the menu.”

    Customer #2: “I want a Miller Light.”

    Me: “We only have Coors Light or Bud Light, as stated on the menu.”

    Customer #3: “I just want a water, but I want to place an appetizer order right away.”

    She quickly reads through the food menu.

    Customer #3: “I want the nachos.”

    Me: “We don’t have nachos.”

    It was a long shift…

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    olds_cool63  2 months ago

    That’s a workout??? What are they…blockheads?

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    Later, they’ll be speed-lifting a case of beer!!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 2 months ago

    Helps to block out the pain.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Our motivations change as we age, these days I’d like take another breathe.

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    unfair.de  2 months ago

    I can see several cars in the background. Don’t tell me it’s theirs – don’t they walk, cycle or skateboard there?!?

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