The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 08, 2024

Durned if you do and durned if you don’t!

Yeah.. Like Tamsulosin…

The boys are back.

Once I was going to pick up prescriptions and out of the corner of my eye noticed a product causing me to make a cartoonish stop and check it out. The product was ‘Happy Hoo-Ha’. A few weeks later they had rearranged all the shelves. So tempting to ask at register where the product was relocated. Not knowing, over the intercom, does anybody know the whereabouts of happy hoo-ha? Embarrassment ensues.

That’s about the right of it.

The names of those prescriptions are like a foreign language, so unless your pharmacist projects his voice like Foghorn Leghorn there’s not much reason to be embarrassed. “NOW THIS ONE, ‘YERBUMZAPLUGGED,’ IS FOR YOUR CHRONIC CONSTIPATION, AND IT’S A SUPPOSITORY. YOU KNOW WHERE THAT GOES, RIGHT?”

Only your Pharmacist knows for sure.

My pharmacy has a drive through, so no one sees you, but the pharmacist’s assistant on a camera. Or, have them mailed, preferably in a plain wrapper.

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I recently turned 65. I’m long past the age where I can be embarrassed by anything.