The Buckets by Greg Cravens for June 02, 2023

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    angelolady Premium Member 6 months ago

    40-something years later and I still have that “required exam for a class I’ve never been to and can’t find dream”. And graduation depends on it. I have both grad and under-grad versions! Leave off, already!

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    i_am_the_jam  6 months ago

    I dream I’m back in first grade, and as I sit down, I suddenly think, “Wait, I already did this…” :P :P :P

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    Gizmo Cat  6 months ago

    I did this while on holiday with my parents once. Day before leaving the campsite, I had to sleep in their bed, as my sister and I usually slept in a tent. But I was a very active sleeper, so at a certain point during the night, I flayed my arms and hit both of them. No black eyes though, but they weren’t amused either.

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    M2MM  6 months ago

    My in-laws had similar incidents, and their solution was SEPARATE BEDS. Eventually, they needed separate rooms, too. :P

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    david_42  6 months ago

    Patients are five times more likely to have dementia with Lewy bodies if they experience a condition known as rapid eye movement (REM) sleep behavior disorder [acting out dreams]…

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    nos.nevets  6 months ago

    Doc put me on a new med for headaches. Take 1 before bed.

    1st night, I drempt I was in a hardware store to buy a garrote to strangle my best friend. I tried out some electrical wire on a kid nearby!

    2nd night, I woke having punched my wife’s shoulder. Bruised her!

    3rd night . . . there was no 3rd night.

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    James Lindley Premium Member 6 months ago

    My wife punched me in the nose once because she was dreaming that she was eating pizza and wanted to share it with me.

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    jeffdos924  6 months ago

    When my wife first moved in, I dreamt that David Bowie came at me with a knife. In the struggle, I had grabbed his wrist, threatening to break it if he didn’t drop it. I woke up to her yelling at me…turns out, it wasn’t Bowie’s wrist I was crushing. I felt bad about the 5 fingerprint bruises on her breast.

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    sperry532  6 months ago

    Oh, yeah. THAT dream.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 6 months ago

    Just remember: If your wife dreams you are having an affair, you are still guilty! (even if you’re not!)

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Sometimes it sounds pretty strange, until you hear the rest of the story, then it sounds strange again.

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    T...  6 months ago

    Seperate beds, I keep asking for seperate beds, but nooooo!…

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    T...  6 months ago

    Inactivity is corporal punishment…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 months ago

    I have thrown my best punches in my sleep.

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    gregcartoon Premium Member 6 months ago

    heard a tale of a kid who came to school one morning after what was obviously a fight. Turned out to be a dream where he was fighting a guy who was really quick with his fists, and woke to discover himself standing on his bed, being beaten badly by… his ceiling fan.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member 6 months ago

    On vacation one time and I was having trouble sleeping so Mom gave me one of her Ambien. I have strange dreams anyway, but those were absolutely outrageous. Never took it again. I stick to melatonin or Unisom.

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    Ukko wilko  6 months ago

    My wife rolled over inn her sleep and put an elbow in my eye. Nice, embarrassing, shiner.

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    Algolei I  6 months ago

    My brother-in-law once punched my sister while they were both asleep. HE woke up in the morning with a black eye!

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member 6 months ago

    My husband has gotten me twice. Not badly though. One time he smacked me on the top of my head like he was killing a bug. It’s just so disconcerting waking out of a deep sleep like that.

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