The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 23, 2012
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When I was little, you could order great stuff out of comic books. X-ray specs! Wouldn't those give you eye cancer? Fake doggy business. How was the lead content in paint? Plans for a real hovercraft. Wow! How many seatbelts did it have? Kids today will survive to be a hundred and fifty, but I don't know why they'd want to.
Sea Monkeys… rabies?