If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. Bob Hope
To find a man’s true character, play golf with him. P. G. Wodehouse
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. Jack Lemmon
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. Bob Hope
To find a man’s true character, play golf with him. P. G. Wodehouse
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. Jack Lemmon