The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 11, 2024

“this guy sucks more than I do!

“Doc, I’ve been trying to sink my teeth into the problem, but I just can’t see myself like that.”

All those phobias are driving him batty.

Would selfies work?!

Dammed if you do, and dammed if you don’t.

How about exposure therapy?

Me gonna prescribes you some garlic pills and some hours in sunlight. There notheeng to cures you better than facing yours fears… Hey where’d he goes?

and a nice vacation on a sundrenched beach in the Caribbean too.

The doc has had some batty cases before, but this is a real winner.

“Doc, I just can’t see that helping.”

And switch to Blud Lite to keep off the weight ….

Bleea!

Blood sucker meets money sucker?

That doc will stake his career on it.

“ I have an irrational fear of death, doc.”

“ I wooden stake too much in that.”

“Your protruding canine teeth suggest odontophobia as well.”

Doc, give up dishing his homeland dirt.

He’s a quack!

Now that you mention, Drac sure had a lot issues.

For someone who has not yet lived one life, you are very wise…..Van Helsing!

If the eyes are the mirror to the soul, nobody could see vampires.

At least he doesn’t sparkle…..

Count down to a Freudian slip.

the shrink’s lack of awareness reflects badly on him…

Pretty clear that Drac isn’t leveling with the doc. If he were being honest, the doc would realize that these aren’t phobias (irrational fears). When you’re a vampire, they’re actually quite real.

I’d stake my life on it!

I’d stake my life on it!