The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 01, 2024

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    SHIVA  2 months ago

    A walking thesaurus!!!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Kaput, fini, sayonara, ciao…

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    MeanBob Premium Member 2 months ago

    In my dictionary, the last word is Zurich, anyone else?

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    Enough already. He only asked for four last words.

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    enigmamz  2 months ago

    Just stab him and be done with it!

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    Seth down  2 months ago

    … and now a word from our sponsors

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    Good thing he’s not a shoemaker: sole, heel, toe, upper, etc.

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    RLG Premium Member 2 months ago

    Amen.

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    If he were smarter, he’d want to say the names of God: all nine billion of them (Arthur C. Clarke short story, 1953).

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    cdward  2 months ago

    Given how close the officer is standing to him, I’d think he might want to shout “fire”.

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    mfrasca  2 months ago

    Roget was eventually pardoned.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    “Let’s call this off”!

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    bigger Nate  2 months ago

    Last time we execute a guy named Roget

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Could someone please shut him up?!?”

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    wongo  2 months ago

    Kaput!

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    bagholder5150  2 months ago

    zzyzx

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    If he didn’t do something deserving capital punishment before …

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    txq  2 months ago

    Not in the face, please.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Anybody who can go on and on with a lit cigarette in the mouth should be given a reprieve.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    I didn’t know Roget was executed, killed, put to death, …

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    Groan. Just shoot me.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    “Fix bayonets and charge!”

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    fini… aaaand fire!

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Breaking his own filibuster, their reaction to Kevin McCarthy was just to take a nap.

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    That’s what you get for trying to execute Roget.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Don’t mourn, organize.” —Joe Hill (1879-1915) American labor activist and songwriter, final message before being executed for murder

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    If that had been a US senator, he could’ve tried filibustering. That’s good for killing legislation, but the filibusterers seem to walk away unharmed. Maybe he could bore the firing squad to death.

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    Just_Karl  2 months ago

    “Hold my beer. Watch this!”

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    This will only take five minutes unless he is allowed foreign languages.

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    rwh2  2 months ago

    “It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”

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    cactusbob333  2 months ago

    The last word is what I say in my sleep:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    how long will this last…?

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    walter Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hmm. Executing William Shatner?

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