The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 31, 2024

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    If that’s Jesus and he visited Earth today, he would take away that star.

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    comic4matt  2 months ago

    Things are hot enough as it is… I’m not sure i want to raise us to 3 stars…

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    So true, the way things are now!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  2 months ago

    Absentee landlord, can’t get the hvac or plumbing fixed.

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    SHIVA  2 months ago

    I don’t blame him!!!

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    cracker65  2 months ago

    He made it, according to religious zealots

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    It’s the ‘Earth-billy Elegy’.

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    Funniguy  2 months ago

    I dunno’ about the “…in His own image and likeness.” part anymore.

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yelp review of the occupants of Earth: They got too big for their britches, and too smart for their own good – ¼ *

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    Kornfield Kounty  2 months ago

    Gaze at the beauty of the green earth. Now think. Saint Hildegard of Bingen (1098-1179)

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    My First Premium Member 2 months ago

    Too bad everything didn’t turn out like this ad from a long time ago…"I’d like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony, I’d like to buy the world a Coke And keep it company That’s the real thing.

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    Differentname  2 months ago

    In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, “Mostly Harmless.”

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    mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago

    The E.T. department rating planets says visit Earth at your own risk. Besides the issues listed by Scott, the people are absolutely bonkers.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    They make some pretty funny cartoons, though.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    “You made your planet, now lie in it!”

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    bobbyferrel  2 months ago

    Earth’d be nice if not for humans. As a race, we’re basically flawed. Too much entitlement, too little altruism and too much ability to affect changes.

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    Meh, cheap shots aren’t funny. OH, wait, I get it… because it’s YELP. Hah ha.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    He gave the Earth one star, but he gave the universe 100 billion stars.

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    Indianapolis Smith  2 months ago

    Tristan da Cunha was nice, though.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 2 months ago

    I think that the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is more accurate !

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    the lost wizard  2 months ago

    And on the 8th day, he created Google to oversee all the activities of mankind. :)

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    Notice the use of the past tense? “Gave”? I wonder if he’s reconsidering.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    My ancestors would not have settled in Wisconsin if they knew the dew-points would be 70 degrees with thunderstorms every few days.

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    But they do have coffee.

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    anomaly  2 months ago

    On the other hand, it has water and a breathable atmosphere. I give it 4 stars.

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    Slum planet of the neighborhood.

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    “why did I ever kill off the dinosaurs? Dumbest move I ever made.”

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    KEA  2 months ago

    I thought that was Texas?

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