Too bad everything didn’t turn out like this ad from a long time ago…"I’d like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony, I’d like to buy the world a Coke And keep it company That’s the real thing.
Earth’d be nice if not for humans. As a race, we’re basically flawed. Too much entitlement, too little altruism and too much ability to affect changes.
Bilan 2 months ago
If that’s Jesus and he visited Earth today, he would take away that star.
comic4matt 2 months ago
Things are hot enough as it is… I’m not sure i want to raise us to 3 stars…
iggyman 2 months ago
So true, the way things are now!
Pharmakeus Ubik 2 months ago
Absentee landlord, can’t get the hvac or plumbing fixed.
SHIVA 2 months ago
I don’t blame him!!!
cracker65 2 months ago
He made it, according to religious zealots
PraiseofFolly 2 months ago
It’s the ‘Earth-billy Elegy’.
Funniguy 2 months ago
I dunno’ about the “…in His own image and likeness.” part anymore.
phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago
Yelp review of the occupants of Earth: They got too big for their britches, and too smart for their own good – ¼ *
Kornfield Kounty 2 months ago
Gaze at the beauty of the green earth. Now think. Saint Hildegard of Bingen (1098-1179)
My First Premium Member 2 months ago
Too bad everything didn’t turn out like this ad from a long time ago…"I’d like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony, I’d like to buy the world a Coke And keep it company That’s the real thing.
Differentname 2 months ago
In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, “Mostly Harmless.”
mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago
The E.T. department rating planets says visit Earth at your own risk. Besides the issues listed by Scott, the people are absolutely bonkers.
uniquename 2 months ago
They make some pretty funny cartoons, though.
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
“You made your planet, now lie in it!”
bobbyferrel 2 months ago
Earth’d be nice if not for humans. As a race, we’re basically flawed. Too much entitlement, too little altruism and too much ability to affect changes.
DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago
Meh, cheap shots aren’t funny. OH, wait, I get it… because it’s YELP. Hah ha.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
He gave the Earth one star, but he gave the universe 100 billion stars.
Indianapolis Smith 2 months ago
Tristan da Cunha was nice, though.
scote1379 Premium Member 2 months ago
I think that the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is more accurate !
the lost wizard 2 months ago
And on the 8th day, he created Google to oversee all the activities of mankind. :)
Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago
Notice the use of the past tense? “Gave”? I wonder if he’s reconsidering.
zeexenon 2 months ago
My ancestors would not have settled in Wisconsin if they knew the dew-points would be 70 degrees with thunderstorms every few days.
Lablubber 2 months ago
But they do have coffee.
anomaly 2 months ago
On the other hand, it has water and a breathable atmosphere. I give it 4 stars.
6turtle9 2 months ago
Slum planet of the neighborhood.
sincavage05 2 months ago
“why did I ever kill off the dinosaurs? Dumbest move I ever made.”
KEA 2 months ago
I thought that was Texas?