The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 18, 2024

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wrong kind.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Maybe those who like burnt toast!

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Actually not a bad idea. I sometimes have toast come flying out and landing on the counter.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s a much more economical solution to a fire hazard than say, A BYD sedan.

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    Bwucie  4 months ago

    I’m sure mine left town as part of the old Berkeley Systems Flying Toaster screensaver.

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    bigger Nate  4 months ago

    There’s a number of cats on You Tube I’ve seen that would probably like to have one

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    Captain Video and his ‘Video Toaster.’

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Suddenly all my popup ads have headaches!

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is this the one where they turn a toaster into a flame thrower with a strawberry pop tart?

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    Slowly, he turned...  4 months ago

    Stan was apparently born well after his time.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  4 months ago

    They were 3 for 1 during Amazon Prime days.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    If my father was alive, today, he’d probably trying to find the “cookies”. I don’t see any telltale crumbs!

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    Some inventions are toast from the beginning…..

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 4 months ago

    Mmm, Spam on toast…

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    The way pop ups work is you get another toaster that pops up another toaster and so on and…

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    sperry532  4 months ago

    Dang those internet-connected kitchen appliances.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    If you place it above your laptop, will it stop those pop-ups?

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Don’t do that … it’s anti Capitalist Corporate America and our Trickle-Down Economy. For example, we invent a weapon and they invent an anti-weapon, buzzword ‘countermeasure.’ And everyone has a job.

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    wordsmeet  4 months ago

    Cats the world over would be thankful.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    stan must’ve been toasted when he came up with that brainstorm…

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    But, yes — I’d especially want a purple one….

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