The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 29, 2023

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    See you later later.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    she surprised everyone

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    TonysSon  8 months ago

    She wouldn’t be caught dead missing this award.

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    TStyle78  8 months ago

    My job doesn’t give awards for being on time so why bother.

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    When I was young, I puzzled over the meaning of words and phrases grownups used such as, “She’s a widow. Her late husband died in their living room.”

    How could someone be a “window”? Why was her husband killed for being “late”? How could he die in their “living” room?

    And: How could our one nation be “invisible”? Why was Mary “full of grapes”? Did baby Jesus wear “Fruit of the Loom?”

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    nosirrom  8 months ago

    Better the late than never Shannon Horowitz.

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    Jayalexander  8 months ago

    Now for Molly Pitcher voted most likely to suck seed.

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    Using “late” in the sense of recently deceased, how long must someone be dead before they are no longer “late”? For example, we would speak of the late Racquel Welch, but not of the late Lillie Langtry.

    And back to Shannon, she’ll probably be late for her own funeral.

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    backyardcowboy  8 months ago

    Probably due to the daylight savings switch. Wait till the fall switch.

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    Better late than never!

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    Lee26 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I honestly didn’t see THAT punch line coming. Good job, Scott.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    “Not tardy” party.

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    Next on today’s sarcasm awards…

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    ekke  8 months ago

    And why was Shirley, good Mrs. Murphy, following me?

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    All the men in her neighborhood are greatly relieved.

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    Reminds me of when my classmates celebrated the first time I didn’t come last in a gym race.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member 8 months ago

    Yeah, I once worked for a guy like that, to whom being on time was more important than getting the job done.

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 8 months ago

    I used to wonder who those Free Kings of Ory and Tar were.

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