The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 18, 2023

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    pearlsbs  10 months ago

    I guess he nipped that in the bud.

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    Ratkin  10 months ago

    He knew he was in the right areola.

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    ronaldspence  10 months ago

    At least he wasn’t looking for Virgaina”

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 10 months ago

    He’s got a paper map? He doesn’t keep abreast of new technology.

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    SHIVA  10 months ago

    Yeah, it’s at the top of the big round hill!!!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 10 months ago

    Down the road a bit is Mound House. Now I think I know where it got its name.

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    niteskyy Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yeah… I definitely needed to see the comments to get the joke.

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    nosirrom  10 months ago

    Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to the burlesque show we go. We pay two bits to see ……

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    gokar An T Fa  10 months ago

    Careful you’ll put your eye out.

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    Oh Brother! Good one though!

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    Darryl Heine  10 months ago

    How did Mr. Clean become the guard of a burlesque place?

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    joe piglet Premium Member 10 months ago

    24/7 along the highways here. Salt and sand storage bins for winter maintenance. Always known as Dolly Partons, they build them in pairs. They are 1000 DDDs.

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    Charles Ransdell Premium Member 10 months ago

    Locals in Memphis, TN refer to the Hernando DeSoto bridge as the Dolly Parton Bridge. Google it. You’ll see why. . .

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    Impact55  10 months ago

    What a boob.

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    1soni Premium Member 10 months ago

    Live Burlesque? As opposed to???….

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    I think he’s lost in translation.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Those Florida tourists!

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    GentlemanBill  10 months ago

    Milk it all you can

    Stay abreast of where you are

    Do not be a boob

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    Be careful…this might be a booby trap!!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    Maybe he got those directions from Ogle Maps?

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    OY VEY!

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    davanden  10 months ago

    Don’t get this one. Another popular culture reference?

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    dlkrueger33  10 months ago

    I live in Naples. Don’t send him my way.

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    stamps  10 months ago

    Come inside and see Natasha from Naples.

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    paranormal  10 months ago

    Not nipples???

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    Wow the puns here today….

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    the lost wizard  10 months ago

    So it’s not on the Strip? :)

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    TheTruthHurts  10 months ago

    Crime & PUN – ISH -ment.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Ok people get your minds out of the gutter. He’s looking for Naples and nothing else could possibly come to mind now could it ?

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    patlaborvi  10 months ago

    I was thinking Navels when I when I saw Naples and that reminded me of the story Mort Walker (the creator of beatle Bailey) had about his editor and how his editor would always cover or scrape off any navel that showed up in the comic. Finally Mort got tired of his editor’s antics and wrote a comic where the sergeant got a delivery of navel oranges where the fruit had spilled out on his desk, each one showing a navel. The editor finally stopped editing out Mort’s navels.

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    He’s definitely not looking for office supplies.

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    “Miles?” Must mean Naples Florida. Maybe he will even see some cow n*pples or t@@ts along the way.

    My wife (RIP) was of Sicilian extraction and could “tan” to the Black as the Ace of Spades level. I’m the Casper the Friendly Ghost poster boy. Some of the oldsters looked at us very disapprovingly when we vacationed in Naples, FL in the ’80s.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 10 months ago

    Can’t see Naples from Burlesque. Tassels, yes.

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    i just love broad humor…

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    anomaly  10 months ago

    “How many naples are you looking for? We have lots.”

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    DM2860  10 months ago

    I am going to assume Pelican Bay, because if you go west from Naples, you go into the gulf, south and east take you into a forest. (Naples Florida)

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    Angry Indeed  10 months ago

    What a boob! ;-p

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    Grover Premium Member 10 months ago

    This would work better if he was using an app with autocorrect.

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    DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago

    Why is that guy getting snippy? Has he had a nip or two? Why would a bouncer at a burlesque show be confused about Nip… I mean Naples… Oh. OH! Oh my.

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