Humor helps you get over the ickiness of the prep, but don’t refuse the procedure. I had a coworker that died of colon cancer because he was not given a colposcopy soon enough. He was only 50 when he died. I still miss him after all these years. He was so full of life. My Dad had his first colonoscopy procedure and the found a softball sized tumor. It took two procedures to find it, though. Fortunately, the tumor was removed and lived 15 more years. He lived to 97 when cancer again returned. He died peacefully with hospice care and me by his side. Sorry for the long comment.
SHIVA 8 months ago
Hey, that was a gut punch!!
Ratkin 8 months ago
It’s conning you.
ronaldspence 8 months ago
Like most colons, he is full of crap!
angelolady Premium Member 8 months ago
I’ll be laughing all day over this.
Bilan 8 months ago
They could cut him down to size, but then he’d be a semicolon.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 8 months ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened. Odd things happen around inhalant anesthesia.
nosirrom 8 months ago
Patient’s name – John Hurt.
PraiseofFolly 8 months ago
Colin the Colon calling!
iggyman 8 months ago
He really is a smart as$ you might say!
backyardcowboy 8 months ago
Annnnnd nobody noticed he flat-lined.
TonysSon 8 months ago
A condescending colon won’t take sh*t from anyone.
paul 8 months ago
That’s what I call an irritable bowel.
kingbrlee Premium Member 8 months ago
Those hot wings he had yesterday were so good going in.
P51Strega 8 months ago
Verthy intesting, but shtoopid.
bigger Nate 8 months ago
Don’t worry its not all there it’s a semi-colon
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
After two resections, I can relate! LMAO‼️☺️
joe piglet Premium Member 8 months ago
How timely, I am on my clear fluid diet, colonoscopy time is 2:30 today.
Doug K 8 months ago
If he didn’t (or wasn’t even planning to) before, now the doctor really wants to take him out.
CrimsonOne18 8 months ago
The puns are endless on this one!
basspro 8 months ago
I hope that’s his colon, if not he is blessed.
flemmingo 8 months ago
Had a condescending colon, so I had 18” removed. That fixed it.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
Now I know why people hate his guts!!
uniquename 8 months ago
Sounds like other things besides food inflames him. He certainly has a lot of bile!
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 8 months ago
There’s so much creativity in the comics we see! THIS one comes from some very strange place in Scott’s imagination…
WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago
Quick – tap his funny bone!
KEA 8 months ago
colons can be really irritable
Rick Smith Premium Member 8 months ago
When the colon speaks, you may not like to hear it.
stamps 8 months ago
Cecum and you shall find it.
sinjinnc 8 months ago
Johnny Cash…”Ring of Fire”
Lablubber 8 months ago
Colon-ial humor.
SavannahJim Premium Member 8 months ago
A “condescending colon” can’t be a descending colon due to the customary stick-up-the-arse.
T... 8 months ago
With a mouth like that we gonna cut you out…
gopher gofer 8 months ago
to deal with that colon requires intestinal fortitude…
Up Your's 8 months ago
To its credit, it does have a self defecating sense of humor.
BeakerFrodo 8 months ago
Humor helps you get over the ickiness of the prep, but don’t refuse the procedure. I had a coworker that died of colon cancer because he was not given a colposcopy soon enough. He was only 50 when he died. I still miss him after all these years. He was so full of life. My Dad had his first colonoscopy procedure and the found a softball sized tumor. It took two procedures to find it, though. Fortunately, the tumor was removed and lived 15 more years. He lived to 97 when cancer again returned. He died peacefully with hospice care and me by his side. Sorry for the long comment.