The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 27, 2023

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    SHIVA  8 months ago

    Hey, that was a gut punch!!

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    It’s conning you.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    Like most colons, he is full of crap!

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    angelolady Premium Member 8 months ago

    I’ll be laughing all day over this.

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    They could cut him down to size, but then he’d be a semicolon.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 8 months ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened. Odd things happen around inhalant anesthesia.

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    nosirrom  8 months ago

    Patient’s name – John Hurt.

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    Colin the Colon calling!

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    He really is a smart as$ you might say!

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    backyardcowboy  8 months ago

    Annnnnd nobody noticed he flat-lined.

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    TonysSon  8 months ago

    A condescending colon won’t take sh*t from anyone.

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    paul  8 months ago

    That’s what I call an irritable bowel.

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    kingbrlee Premium Member 8 months ago

    Those hot wings he had yesterday were so good going in.

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    P51Strega  8 months ago

    Verthy intesting, but shtoopid.

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    bigger Nate  8 months ago

    Don’t worry its not all there it’s a semi-colon

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    After two resections, I can relate! LMAO‼️☺️

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    joe piglet Premium Member 8 months ago

    How timely, I am on my clear fluid diet, colonoscopy time is 2:30 today.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    If he didn’t (or wasn’t even planning to) before, now the doctor really wants to take him out.

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    CrimsonOne18  8 months ago

    The puns are endless on this one!

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    basspro  8 months ago

    I hope that’s his colon, if not he is blessed.

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    flemmingo  8 months ago

    Had a condescending colon, so I had 18” removed. That fixed it.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Now I know why people hate his guts!!

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    Sounds like other things besides food inflames him. He certainly has a lot of bile!

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 8 months ago

    There’s so much creativity in the comics we see! THIS one comes from some very strange place in Scott’s imagination…

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Quick – tap his funny bone!

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    KEA  8 months ago

    colons can be really irritable

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    Rick Smith Premium Member 8 months ago

    When the colon speaks, you may not like to hear it.

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    stamps  8 months ago

    Cecum and you shall find it.

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    sinjinnc  8 months ago

    Johnny Cash…”Ring of Fire”

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    Colon-ial humor.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 8 months ago

    A “condescending colon” can’t be a descending colon due to the customary stick-up-the-arse.

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    T...  8 months ago

    With a mouth like that we gonna cut you out…

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    to deal with that colon requires intestinal fortitude…

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    Up Your's  8 months ago

    To its credit, it does have a self defecating sense of humor.

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    BeakerFrodo  8 months ago

    Humor helps you get over the ickiness of the prep, but don’t refuse the procedure. I had a coworker that died of colon cancer because he was not given a colposcopy soon enough. He was only 50 when he died. I still miss him after all these years. He was so full of life. My Dad had his first colonoscopy procedure and the found a softball sized tumor. It took two procedures to find it, though. Fortunately, the tumor was removed and lived 15 more years. He lived to 97 when cancer again returned. He died peacefully with hospice care and me by his side. Sorry for the long comment.

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