The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 28, 2022

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    refills and you don’t even have to assk!

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    Service with a (vertical) smile!

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wow, just proving again that there is often an alternative way to interpret things.

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just too hot to wear pants, or did he spill on them and he removed them.

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    The cups may be bottomless, but Tom has plenty to spare.

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Really? I’m the first to offer up an Eewww!?

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    A bottomless cup is just a pipe with a handle.

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    This explains all those weird sounds coming from the kitchen.

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    Let’s hope there are no other scents in the air besides coffee!!

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’s not quite the kind of bottomless I had in mind.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Every employee must wear an apron at all times.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    Funny. It looks like he has a bottom to me.

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    zgz168  4 months ago

    That makes him Mr. Tom Cup?

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 4 months ago

    Can’t un-see that!

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    A bottomless cup spills “the beans”.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    I don’t want to hear any wise “cracks” about this strip, and I use the term strip loosely!

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    I do not think I want to know what he stirs the coffee with!

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    Lotus  4 months ago

    Y’all are over-ANALyzing this.

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    gokar T F F   4 months ago

    Extreme plumber fashion…but why in a cafe? Or is his name “Cup”?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    I imagine the waitresses make good tips!!!

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    google “nopan kissa.” yes, this was actually a thing in japan, although i don’t think there were too many guys serving barea$$ coffee…

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 4 months ago

    Cream in your coffee?

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    fuzzybritches  4 months ago

    “No shirt, no shoes, no service” . . . we’re not insisting on anything else.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Our specials today are two sticky buns and an eclair

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    namleht  4 months ago

    Slap, Slap, Slap, went the doodads!!!

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    mrssmith2000  4 months ago

    Ugh, I’m trying to eat my breakfast here!!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Bottomless CUP? I’ll take a cup of eye bleach along with my pancakes please…

    He’s such an @$$❗️

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Should be named Johnnys.

    (like the thing they make you wear at the hospital)

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  4 months ago

    Hand him the argyle briefs.

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Ziggy could get a job at this place.

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    daleandkristen  4 months ago

    What if customers ask for the creamer……

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    People never return to that coffee shop…

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    Nougat  4 months ago

    If you read backwards, the joke makes more sense

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    marilynnbyerly  4 months ago

    All the customers are guys. The Yelp reviews of female customers was not kind.

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    Rick Smith Premium Member 4 months ago

    Better a bottomless than a bottom mess.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Bottomless has it’s limits.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 4 months ago

    It couldn’t be a beautiful, shapely woman…it just had to be THIS guy!

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    And don’t make any cracks about the food.

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    melospiza  4 months ago

    This was BURST !!! out loud laughing funny!!!!

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    po'dawg Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sweet memories of Diane the waitress with the short dress at the cafe. Man, what a way to start the day. A true morning eye- opener.

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    PAR85  4 months ago

    I was waiting for him to pour the coffee in and have it go all over the table.

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    RevvieQuar  4 months ago

    I think I’m going to be unwell having seen that.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    At least we didn’t have to see the bottomless cup.

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 4 months ago

    If that was a woman this strip (no pun intended) would be obscene.

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    Petemejia77  4 months ago

    Hilburn is proud drawing backwards.

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    Buoy  4 months ago

    Bottomless cup? Who is mad enough to cup his bottom? And will that bring better service? Titt for tat, cup the butt. That’s not where I like to leave my tip. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… wait a minute…

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    Michael Spony Premium Member 4 months ago

    WTF,a bottomless server to go with the bottomless cup of coffee? LOL

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    PaulGoes  4 months ago

    Just don’t ask for cream

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    edeloriea14  4 months ago

    Give that guy some undies or a kilt!

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    JRobinson Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Sit on my faaaace, and tell me that you love me…”

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ah, “bottomless” — I was looking for coffee pouring right through a cup…

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