The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 16, 2022

Hah, try a Singapore Sling, or a Zombie!!!!

Be glad that it wasn’t a harvey wallbanger.

hey will end up as a Zombie!

Oh Mai

Didn’t last a round.

Is there a drink called a Cassis Clay?

hIS SON IS A LIGHTWEIGHT.

Is the guy on the floor missing an earlobe?

I believe that Rum Punch is a favorite of Mary Poppins.

This is one of the funnier ones!

Mai tai sounds like two drunken Polynesians fighting over a cravat….

Lightweight!

But he does have kind of a Mona Lisa smile, he must have enjoyed that drink.

Lordy! This happened to me once…I didn’t fall but had two Hurricanes in New Orleans and I was fine til I got up….and walked outside….I didn’t know how portent it was…. no one told me❗️….NEVER again! OY! and I’m not a drinker, to boot!

Mai Tai Boxing Arena of the Tropics

Nice pour. Expect a generous tip, when dude gets up off the floor…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LyBBlOkuuA(come to think of it, I haven’t seen Hawaiian Punch in ages)

My head has felt like I fought Mike Tyson after an night of drinking more then once.

And, it didn’t help the loser to get jabbed in the eye with the little umbrella.

That customer was not made of iron.

And it was only the first round.

Bit of a stretch to get from Mai Taison to Mike Tyson, but on the upside it’s probably never been used before.

If I ever invent a strong drink, I’ll call it a Saitama.