The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 16, 2022

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    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    He’s divisible, but no one rational would do it.

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    kingdiamond69  over 1 year ago

    He was nothing just another number…

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    He was primed for that.

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    Ricky Bennett  over 1 year ago

    His dad is 1 1/2 so he’s twice the man his father was…

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Will you be staying? We’re serving Pi.

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    aciem88  over 1 year ago

    No one’s quite into him.

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    bookworm0812  over 1 year ago

    You can divide by one.

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Birth control, the third person on a date.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    The Indivisible Man should come with Liberty and Justice (for all).

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Indivisible man, good one! He has a brother 5!

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    zerotvus  over 1 year ago

    screws up prime numbers where ever he goes…….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Works at Tesla.

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    Hickory  over 1 year ago

    His first name is “Evenly”.

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  over 1 year ago

    Truly frightening.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What is this? The Universal unemployment line?

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    Herd of Turtles  over 1 year ago

    That costume is trey chic.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    Hey!! Drac’s got a bloody Hookah!!

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    Ivan Araque  over 1 year ago

    Of course not, he’s divisible by one (and himself).

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    jel354  over 1 year ago

    The other party guests gave Three an odd look.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Blah blah blah, a Blood-y Mary

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    davanden  over 1 year ago

    Prime humor.

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    enigmamz  over 1 year ago

    He works at a 7-11

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    He’s a crowd!

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    mplsfourth  over 1 year ago

    Dividing by 1 is not dividing; it’s doing nothing.

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    He’s in the prime of life.

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    That’s odd.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    Wherever he goes he’s a crowd.

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    I tried to divide him by zero and got a blue screen

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    tee929  over 1 year ago

    …and his mother is/was PI.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “When I was a kid they called me Indie, but then Harrison Ford came along and everyone thot I was being pretentious.”

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Dracula should’ve recognized him. He’s the guy’s boss. The guy that does everything for him. Everything starts on the Count of Three.

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    bigger Nate  over 1 year ago

    Hmm that’s odd

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    Seth down  over 1 year ago

    When three met two, the six was amazing and the lasted until well past their prime

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And – what is your drink?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    Nice to know I’m not the only one who got his sense of humor from “Sesame Street.”

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    DenO Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He said he is looking for work. He only does odd jobs.

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    PaulGoes  over 1 year ago

    That’s odd

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I looked and thought, “Why would 3 be the invisible man?” Then I looked at what he said again. GROAN. LOL.

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    gmu328  over 1 year ago

    5, 7, 11 and so on are also in the room … just can’t see them yet

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