The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 02, 2022

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    rekam Premium Member 8 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be great if we humans could lose weight that simply?

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    Once when I was on complaint duty a lady looking like the guy on the right but worse came in with several photo albums. She was complaining about the government making her fat. She then opened the albums to show me a history of her bowel movements as proof. I don’t know what she thought I can do about it. I advised her to see a doctor. Our secretary nicknamed her the Michelin tire lady.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    He has that deflated feeling! He is definitely under less pressure these days!

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    1) So he has psi powers?

    2) An interesting bit of psi-chology.

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    If only it was that easy!

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    Catfinder/Dogfinder  8 months ago

    Presta! oops.

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    ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 8 months ago

    Oh, if only we humans could pffffft! a little bit and lose inches so easily!!

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    backyardcowboy  8 months ago

    Dieting is such a gas.

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    backyardcowboy  8 months ago

    Hope he/she didn’t set off the TPMS monitor.

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    KenseidenXL Premium Member 8 months ago

    He actually has a name: Mr. Bibendum….

    Look it up.

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    Display  8 months ago

    Bib-itty, bopitty, boo?

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    superkrispy  8 months ago

    But now I feel a little weak in the knees.

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    Darryl Heine  8 months ago

    What does it mean by “30 PSI”?

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    [Traveler]  8 months ago

    Hans and Franz will pump you up

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    For some, it would relieve inflated egos…

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    Now he needs to add the 30 PSI to his chest and arms.

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    PoodleGroomer  8 months ago

    He needs to keep that in his pants.

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    walstib  8 months ago

    Off on a weird tangent: For the movie ’Ghostbusters", Dan Aykroyd tasked his friend, referred to as the Viking, with designing the Marshmallow Man, asking for a combination of the Michelin Man and the Pillsbury Doughboy in a sailor hat. Its walk was modeled on Godzilla.

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    spaceagesoul  8 months ago

    Adipose Industries?

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    Tired  8 months ago

    I lost weight once. It was a good year.

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    John Wiley Premium Member 8 months ago

    Trivia: Called a “Schrader valve.” Also used for air conditioning & refrigeration.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 8 months ago

    My wife and I discovered the secret to losing weight and keeping it off. Diet and exercise. It is PSIentifically proven to work!

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    christelisbetty  8 months ago

    It would be great, just to get rid of bloating from gas.

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Or you could be like GoodYear and hold woke training sessions causing you to lose business and then you’ll have to tighten the belt.

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    We can let the psi go down, but people know it because it smells so bad…

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    She’s got a 3-tire ultra-light electric vehicle. And no more Michelins for me, sidewalls too hard and too noisy.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  8 months ago

    But it hurts when your ego is deflated.

    (Petula Clark warned us half a century ago.)

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    He’s also got a new job working for Valve.

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    If he worked for Goodyear, he would be as light as air.

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    6turtle9  8 months ago

    That’s weird, that’s not where my valve stem is.

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    jgigliotti123  8 months ago

    It’s hard keeping help at Michelin. Every day workers retire.

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    paullp Premium Member 8 months ago

    One of my favorite trivia questions is: What’s the name of the Michelin Man? He does have one.

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    I don’t see multiple Michelin People the same way after “Logorama.”

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