The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 12, 2022

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    no more hanging a round, you took your shot and missed, we don’t need a worker of your caliber!

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 3 years ago

    That’s not a Derringer, but yeah.

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You’ve been discharged. There’s a notice on the bullet in board.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ain’t no uzi complaining,

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    I’ll shoot through then. This place is a big bore.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Another day at the NRA.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You can’t have a guy in the office who just goes off half-cocked.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And g’lock with your job search.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    Your girl is hotter than a pistol I hear!

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    bigger Nate  almost 3 years ago

    I went to a shotgun wedding once it was a double barreled affair

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Walther you go.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    His only option was semi-automatic.

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    JB10000Lakes  almost 3 years ago

    But I thought that guy was casing the joint.

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    Jody H. Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s an automatic firing offense. It’s safety first around here. If your girlfriend complains I’ll silencer too. Don’t forget to take your muffler!

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    WilliamWilliam  almost 3 years ago

    Stop shooting your mouth off, your discharged!

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    he’s fired, but he’s already been fired…

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder what triggered this.

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    paul  almost 3 years ago

    Sounds like he should get a handle on things.

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Get on you Colt and get out of town, this holster isn’t big enough for the two of us.

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    Tommy’s been gunning for him since he got there.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like he’s dropped the hammer on you.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    Before he left, he rifled through the company files and found photos of Tommy in a nude magazine and got his job back.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    But but, what are you aiming at…..nooooo, not the keg of powder….

    BADA BING BADA BANG!!!

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Jeeze. Where’s Gun Control when you need it?

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    kartis  almost 3 years ago

    These are not high calibre jokes.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Okay. I didn’t want rifle stock in this shell company anyway.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I always liked the Beatles “Revolver” album.

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    mfrasca  almost 3 years ago

    The Chicago Typewriter Manufacturing Company.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  almost 3 years ago

    Derringer is his name. The rifle is Wesson

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 3 years ago

    He’s now the butt of the joke.

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 3 years ago

    His career trajectory is now down.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Gak! 5 puns in one cartoon!

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    GentlemanBill  almost 3 years ago

    It takes a lot of brass to publish a comic of this caliber. The artist must have been hammered when he came up with this. I hope no one is triggered and goes off half-cocked.

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    daleandkristen  almost 3 years ago

    Why you sawed off little #%@$###

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    It must be a drawing of Derringer penis envy.

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    StephenRice  almost 3 years ago

    Blankety-blanks! All the good bad jokes are taken!

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    Now don’t go ballistic.

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    ekke  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, instead we’re keeping your bone-idle fellow “worker” who shoots only blanks.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 3 years ago

    Someone Colt out your behaviour to HR.

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The guy was clearly a loose cannon.

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    Herd of Turtles  over 2 years ago

    The real reason he got fired is he didn’t use bullet points on the last memo.

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    boardgamenerd2026 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    so bad…

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