The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 20, 2022

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    Farside99  over 2 years ago

    To do it, we’ll probably have to break your back.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 2 years ago

    It looks like a gentle tug out will do it. Maybe a quick dip in some milk first, though.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no fortunate one

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    very punny! maybe you have the correct lottery numbers there cookie

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    If you go to a Chinese restaurant, somebody will take it out of you. But . . .

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    Kiba65  over 2 years ago

    Really good play on words, close to a pun?

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    I can’t take the snickering when I leave Restrooms doc.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Great pun!

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    marco2205  over 2 years ago

    A bad case of twisted vowel.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And that, children, is how fortune cookies got their name.

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    Misfortune cookie.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    the fortune you seek is in another cookie

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    you will die alone and poorly dressed

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    “If I remove it, your fortune becomes my fortune.”

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    mfrasca  over 2 years ago

    In bed.

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    SirThomas  over 2 years ago

    It looks like it may be pretty well baked in.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    “You’ll be hungry again in one hour.”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Can’t you just snip off the hanging sides, or is it un-fortunately hopeless?

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    Amra Leo  over 2 years ago

    Ba dum, tish…

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 2 years ago

    Luckily, I just happen to have one!

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    Rick Smith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It would be unfortunate if he did get it removed.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 2 years ago

    Just out of curiosity, how did it get in there to begin with?

    Not judging, or anything…

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Groan! A good Radiologist could focus the X-Ray to read the Fortune, plus it makes great fiber.

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    Help! I’m trapped in an operating suite.

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    Once got a fortune that read, “Disregard previous fortune.”

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    mwksix  over 2 years ago

    Why would anyone want to remove a cookie!?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Impacted wisdom, I guess.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Know what I mean, Cookie?

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    Buoy  over 2 years ago

    Crumbling to pieces is in your near future.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 2 years ago

    The surgeon is one smart cookie.

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