The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 12, 2021

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    He’s buying it for his girlfriend, Melanoma

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    Garlic and onion chips are a nice touch

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    Farside99  3 months ago

    I like how Bob Van Helsing has altered the sunblock label to make it look more effective.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    And for the other creatures of the night, he spiked the silver bullet beer with silver bullets.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    Is that blood money?

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    “I hope that’s not a child proof cap. I got singed the last time trying to open the bottle.”

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  3 months ago

    “Drac, sweetie, it’s time to turn over—AIEEEE!”

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    He has a horse, thy call him “Pale Rider”!

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    Darryl Heine  3 months ago

    10,000 proof sunblock???

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    A sizzling encounter of the third kind….

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 months ago

    Transylvanian Tropic.

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    jel354  3 months ago

    Bob’s brother did not have a stake in his business.

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    lv2sew  3 months ago

    Bob needs to upgrade. He’s got a wired mouse.

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    Sir Isaac  3 months ago

    Vampires above the Arctic circle have it tough where day/night oscillates between light and dark 24/7.

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    He also sells mudpacks, with dirt from their graves.

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    Indianapolis Smith  3 months ago

    OK. Is that a mustache, or nose hair? I can’t tell.

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    Malph  3 months ago

    How did the FIRST vampire come into being?

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    xSigoff Premium Member 3 months ago

    I am surprised nobody mentioned the National Climate assessment 20th year release: Outcome; no statistically significant warming in 20 years, in spite of their manipulation of the baseline data.

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    So – he opened up a franchise: Garlic, Sunscreen and More?

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    He also owns another business next door. House Of Mirrors.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    What a sucker.

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    Lightpainter  3 months ago

    Bob might want to ask Scary Gary about this sunscreen idea.

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    schaefer jim  3 months ago

    Be sure to Count the money.

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    flyintheweb  3 months ago

    Bob Helsing? With that SPF, I thought that was Benjamin Moore…..

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    I once postulated that you could wipe out all of Dracula’s kin by simply changing their citizenship so that they’re subjects of the U.K. They say the sun never sets on the British vampire.

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