He’s buying it for his girlfriend, Melanoma
Garlic and onion chips are a nice touch
I like how Bob Van Helsing has altered the sunblock label to make it look more effective.
And for the other creatures of the night, he spiked the silver bullet beer with silver bullets.
Is that blood money?
“I hope that’s not a child proof cap. I got singed the last time trying to open the bottle.”
“Drac, sweetie, it’s time to turn over—AIEEEE!”
He has a horse, thy call him “Pale Rider”!
10,000 proof sunblock???
A sizzling encounter of the third kind….
Bob’s brother did not have a stake in his business.
Bob needs to upgrade. He’s got a wired mouse.
Vampires above the Arctic circle have it tough where day/night oscillates between light and dark 24/7.
He also sells mudpacks, with dirt from their graves.
OK. Is that a mustache, or nose hair? I can’t tell.
How did the FIRST vampire come into being?
I am surprised nobody mentioned the National Climate assessment 20th year release: Outcome; no statistically significant warming in 20 years, in spite of their manipulation of the baseline data.
So – he opened up a franchise: Garlic, Sunscreen and More?
He also owns another business next door. House Of Mirrors.
What a sucker.
Bob might want to ask Scary Gary about this sunscreen idea.
Be sure to Count the money.
Bob Helsing? With that SPF, I thought that was Benjamin Moore…..
I once postulated that you could wipe out all of Dracula’s kin by simply changing their citizenship so that they’re subjects of the U.K. They say the sun never sets on the British vampire.