The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 06, 2021

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 3 months ago

    And he’s very tall. Or long. Or somethin!

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    Marblemouth  3 months ago

    Opps. It is impossible to have a cloud behind the moon.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    So, he’s a were-dachs?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  3 months ago

    I had my dog’s DNA done by Wisdom Panel, and they found his ancestry includes 16 different dogs, include 7 different hounds, including Bassett Hound and Beagle. The most interesting addition to his family tree was Fijian Street Dog.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wiener take all! :)

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    William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago

    The long midsection suggests “part giraffe”, as well.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    This Teen Wolf would have an additional height advantage playing basketball (that Michael J. Fox did not have).

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Long tall Sal-ly

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    rob mccallum  3 months ago

    Reminds me of the werebeagle in “Callahan’s Lady” by Spider Robinson. Only werebeast story that actually considered the effects of the transformation on things like the bladder…

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    Now he can hot dog it!

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    davanden  3 months ago

    What did my mom do that night?

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    Foo26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is his name Weiner Wolf?

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    The cops are looking for him and his pal Jeff.

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    I had a surprise in my DNA ancestry when I had it done. It can be fun, but it can freak out some people.

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    Dirty Dragon  3 months ago

    I’m reminded of an episode of “Gunsmoke” that involved the shaggiest dog tale in television history, involving a little person who rode a Clydesdale into Dodge City, early one night with a full moon rising… who claimed to be a WereElephant.

    (Naturally the writers kept Matt Dillon well away from any nonsense until they tried to put a plausible explanation on matters in the last 10 minutes.)

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    However, he is well designed to chase his victims into sewer pipes.

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    ekke  3 months ago

    And — wouldn’t you know it — the wiener-dog traits are dominant!

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    ChucklinChuck  3 months ago

    Hilburn did a similar take on this joke with Frankenstein Oct. 15, 2020. Will we get Dracula next October?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 3 months ago

    It looks like the moon is eating the dark cloud.

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    wiatr Premium Member 3 months ago

    It wonders me what that mating looked like.

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