The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 16, 2021

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    pearlsbs  4 months ago

    That sucks!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  4 months ago

    Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels

    Take me where my future’s lyin’, St. Elmo’s Pacifier

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    Look out, you might attract Captain Kidd and that would suck!

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 4 months ago

    Everyone needs a good binky from time to time!

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    It’s not as common as St Elmo’s squall.

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    it’ll be a teet squeeze but if we steer between the Channel Islands we’ll make it. I hear the sea rise there is greater than anywhere on the planet.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    “We can navigate this baby through this” !

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 4 months ago

    “So long, sucker!”

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    Nuk Nuk Nuk…

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    dcandmx  4 months ago

    I hope it’s not a recti-fier…

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    How is that possible? They were never in the Pacific Ocean.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Well, THIS sucks!

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    Darryl Heine  4 months ago

    Better than St. Elmo’s Fire?

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    Achtung  4 months ago

    An electrifying revelation

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    gokar  4 months ago

    YOU FOOLS…that’s the ocean plug, not it’s gonna empty down the drain.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Hopefully it calmed them down.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    To keep babies from disturbing them while they were working out their rules, the settlers gave them Mayflower Compacifiers.

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    They were in the teething of a terrible storm.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Elmo the Muppet was a Saint?

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    mwksix  4 months ago

    Strangely, the whole crew was silent during the occurrence for once…

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 4 months ago

    Isn’t the weather phenomenon called “St. Elmo’s fire?” And how would that then turn into “St. Elmo’s pacifier?” I know I’m missing something here. Oh, wait, I just figured it out. “Fire” and “paci-FIER.” Too much of a stretch even for Plasticman, methinks. In any case, what’s it got to do with the Mayflower?

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    And they barely survived when a giant sea creature baby leapt out of the water trying to wrap it’s gaping maw around it

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Thor’s baby with Natalie Portman on board.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    The Mayflower didn’t set sail until September of 1620

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Uh-Oh, look out for baby Kraken.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    at last, a comic for dummies…

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