The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 13, 2021

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    The good book there is choc full of good news

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Where did your foil come from?

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  4 months ago

    !? How else do You explain Divinity?!

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    I am I said, to no one there. I am… I cried, I am… said I. And I am lost, and I can’t even say why. (Neil Diamond)

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    dcandmx  4 months ago

    It actually all makes sentience….

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 4 months ago

    (quietly Snickers)

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    John Smith  4 months ago

    Tell em’ to kiss off

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    pcolli  4 months ago

    Made in his own image.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is he one of those new “Heresy Kiss Offs”?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    An offshoot of the Brachians.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    he’s certainly not sugar coating his views…

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    Michael G.  4 months ago

    Run a search on “theobromine”.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Ha! There’s some who believe this same concept.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Never took much styling effort to create those things. But getting the aluminum off after tearing the flimsy paper is a marvel of corporate-consumer mutual disdain.

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    Kinda looks like TP coming out of their tops. are they secretly that brown emoticon inside their foil?

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    If he ate enough of the profits, the chef was very visible.

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Foiled again.

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    walstib  4 months ago

    Visited Hershey PA as a kid. All I remember is that the town had a wonderful chocolate smell, and the street lights were silver Hershey kisses.

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    Foo26 Premium Member 4 months ago

    If we weren’t created by a ‘cosmic chef’, how were we created? We went from ‘nothingness’ to ‘somethingness’ by some miracle?

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    FassEddie Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s a machine! You fell out of the machine!

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Of course not- there was a big explosion in a cocoa tree grove and we just came together by acccident.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Aw, who needs a Hug?

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    Heretic! Turn him into fondue.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    A college buddy of mine told me a story about an interesting experience his family had with doorstep evangelizers. His dad was out mowing the lawn one day when a pair of Jehovah’s Witnesses stopped by and wanted to give him their spiel. He said he was busy at the moment, but maybe it was something the whole family would like to hear, so could they come by again Thursday evening at 7 PM? They said they would.

    The following day my friend’s mom was headed out the door to go grocery shopping when a pair of Mormon missionaries were walking up, also wanting to make their pitch. But she said she couldn’t right now, could they come back, oh, say, Thursday night at 7? Of course they could.

    So the appointed hour arrived, and so did the two pairs of crusaders, and there was some laffing and sorting and explaining, and eventually it was decided that the two teams would take turns giving their spiels. So the first pair would say something, and then some family member would turn to the other team and say “What do you think of that?”, and the answer would be some painfully polite version of “No, they’re full of shit.”, and this apparently went on for several hours.

    My buddy said it was the best night’s free entertainment they ever had.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 4 months ago

    Semi-sweet chocolate chips are good in cheesecake. Top with cherries. And you have a chocolate chip cherry cheesecake. Works well with self-setting cheesecake mix. I haven’t tried a baked cheesecake mix.

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    Jehovah’s Witkisses?

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    Baucuva  4 months ago

    Jehovah’s kisses.

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    namelocdet  4 months ago

    Oooh! Careful now…

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    cwg  4 months ago

    Have you not heard of the Heavenly Hash?

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