The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 05, 2021

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Probably for a fur coat from Astor.

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    Farside99  3 months ago

    You went all the way to the Pacific Ocean and back, and all you brought me was this lousy pink dress!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  3 months ago

    “…Besides, it was Jefferson’s idea…”

    “Thomas Jefferson, our President?

    ”No, George Jefferson, our dry cleaner…"

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    She is suspicious to the corps (of discovery)

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 months ago

    Later, she teamed up with Thelma Todd, and, well…

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    Hey Sacagawea saved my journals with a baby strapped on her back. It was the least I could do to show my appreciation.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Look. It’s not like we were dining out Every night!

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    If she was Lois he could just go into a phone booth and…!

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    John Smith  3 months ago

    The “guide” was accompanied by her husband and had just had a baby. If it was a big purchase for her it was probably formula & diapers.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh, you lying saca…

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    …likely story….that’s what they ALL say…when caught….

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    jmcenanly  3 months ago

    If her name were “Lois”, Scott Hillburn might be hearing from the Warner Brothers legal team.

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 3 months ago

    Did Clark bring back any candy bars?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    CVS receipt…the early years.

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    That must have been a pretty short expedition in his pocket…

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    But honey, I named it after you.

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    Carp, carp carp. About time I left for another expedition.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    I think the actual receipt for Louisiana was given to Napoleon. It certainly didn’t go to any of the indigenous people who already inhabited that part of North America.

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    daleandkristen  3 months ago

    Sacajawea, I presume.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    And no one can correctly pronounce her name. I mean nobody.

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    cmxx  3 months ago

    Many have trouble spelling it, too.

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    WaltWenger Premium Member 3 months ago

    If she’s referring to the Louisiana Purchase, didn’t he purchase it for Louise?

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    If her name was Anna could we call it the lousy Anna purchase?

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Gold coins with the guide’s likeness pressed into them?

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    I guess there was no way to actually bring in the name Sacagawea .

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    ekke  3 months ago

    Uh, no honey, that was a Sack-o-jew … elry. Right, jewelry. All for you, dear.

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