The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 21, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 3 months ago

    But first he needed to get off Battlestar Galactica (yes, he was in the original film/TV pilot).

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  3 months ago

    ! That does’nt seem to be a reason to change.

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    Dirty Dragon  3 months ago

    ♪♫ Where can I find a bur-ner like that! ♪♫

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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    I thought I bought an outdoor stove, but it was a swamp cooker. It looks like a gas two-burner stove, but it puts out 350,000 BTUs/hr. 1 burner puts out as much heat as 3-1/2 turkey fryers. It sounds like a hot air balloon heater. I brought 5 gallons of cold water to a rolling boil in a minute and cooked 2 dozen ears of corn in 6 minutes.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    Another song that can completely disappear from the universe with nary a tear shed.

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    “why can’t I find a warmer like that?” Prolly the first pop song to use the word moot to rhyme with cute…

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    “Where can I get a grill like that?” Good song!

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    kartis  3 months ago

    I am sure Rick is having a slow burn about this one.

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Looks like Jess’s meat can’t be beat!

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    RichardHawks  3 months ago

    Thanks for the ear worm, NOT!

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    First, I wish Jesse would put some pants on.

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    hotzibaer  3 months ago

    Took a Minute…: Jessi’s girl

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    What a hot idea!

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    “A pretty grill is like a melody”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Jessie’s ph# is slightly different than Jenny’s..867-5305.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    OK Boys, got to tell you AGAIN. It’s not the size of your grill that counts, it’s what you can do with it.

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    sinjinnc  3 months ago

    Off The Mark – Mark Parisi – May 25, 2015

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    jamescordeiro  3 months ago

    80’s shorts, hair, and sideburns. Funny!

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    DM2860  3 months ago

    A lot of creativity comes from poor hearing.

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    lv2sew  3 months ago

    Is this anything like guys needing monster tv’s?

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    Not the brightest bulb was he?

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    Not only was he inspired, he also came up with his own mondegreen.

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    Lola85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yet another good one, Scott!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    So that’s what he’s been saying/singing all this time.

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    CoffeeLvr  3 months ago

    All of us BBQ lovers are offended. That is a grill, not a pit, not even a smoker.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    Up next, two crickets and a pair of dice.

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    My feelings on BBQ grills/cookers/smokers? You can keep ‘em but I’ll take the grilled/smoked meats!

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    vacman  3 months ago

    Am I the only one that’s going to say Jessie’s shorts are way too short.

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    patlaborvi  3 months ago

    I remember one episode of Qduantim Leap where Sam and Al spent the whole episode trying to match up Sam’s host with a rancher’s daughter only to see her fall in love with one of her ranch hands instead. As Sam’s getting ready for the wedding he and Al are trying to figure out what’s going to happen when he fails his “assignment.” Sam’s host was the local vetrinarian and all through the episode his assistant is this older teen who sits around playing the guitar whenever he as spare time. As Sam goes to leave for the wedding one of the piglets he’s careing for gets out of the house and starts running away and Sam tries doing a hog call to get her to come back. That’s when his assistant (who he’s always called kid or boy since he never managed to learn his name) starts strumming his guitar and improvises a song going “Piggy Suey, Piggy Suey, don’t you know that I love you. Oh, Piggy, my Piggy Suey.” Sam and Al look at each other with a pained expression and then Sam turns to the kid and says, “Buddy,” “Yeah, doc?” Buddy said getting up from his chair. "Relax, Buddy, I was just thinking that little song of yours might work better if you made it “Peggy Sue.” As Buddy sits down and starts trying out the new words for his song Sam is surrounded by the blue glow of the leaping process and Al goes, “Time to go.”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 months ago

    Where can I find a Weber like that?

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