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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 11, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    Being horny has its downside.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 months ago

    That guy has no eye deer what to do…

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    Jayalexander  about 2 months ago

    You swore you were not one of those, those, awful gazelles. LIAR!!

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    nosirrom  about 2 months ago

    She needs a chin tuck. If she tucks her chin down her horns will be out of the way.

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    Yes, I do get your point(s)!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 2 months ago

    She so horny.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    LOL!

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    Nuliajuk  about 2 months ago

    Forking is more fun anyway.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    maybe just lay back and watch the gnus…

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    namleht  about 2 months ago

    I want to run like an antelope out of control

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    StratmanRon  about 2 months ago

    “You’ll put your eye(s) out with that thing, kid!”

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Eye Eye Captain!

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member about 2 months ago

    My x-wife was a restless sleeper, I don’t know how many times I got smacked in the face, at least I think she was asleep.

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    He needs to wear safety googles to bed.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Whatever you say deer.”

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    Darryl Heine  about 2 months ago

    Ouch!

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    KEA  about 2 months ago

    different pokes for different folks

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    DondiDoo  about 2 months ago

    Spooning isn’t working. Have you tried forking?

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    Well, spooning will continue to be popular at the Grand Ole Opry.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Two words that I don’t usually use together: Great Puns here today!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 2 months ago

    “She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes,

    And points all her own, sitting way up high…"

    So the male deer is Bob Seger—I bet you a buck.

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    Lablubber   about 2 months ago

    Relationship is on the horns of a dilemma.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 months ago

    https://www.docrat.com.au/comic/dysphoryx/

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    fixed in post  about 2 months ago

    Yeah, it doesn’t look like it.

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    [Traveler]  about 2 months ago

    Not what I meant when I asked for a poke

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