It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Being horny has its downside.
That guy has no eye deer what to do…
You swore you were not one of those, those, awful gazelles. LIAR!!
She needs a chin tuck. If she tucks her chin down her horns will be out of the way.
Yes, I do get your point(s)!
She so horny.
LOL!
Forking is more fun anyway.
maybe just lay back and watch the gnus…
I want to run like an antelope out of control
“You’ll put your eye(s) out with that thing, kid!”
Eye Eye Captain!
My x-wife was a restless sleeper, I don’t know how many times I got smacked in the face, at least I think she was asleep.
He needs to wear safety googles to bed.
“Whatever you say deer.”
Ouch!
different pokes for different folks
Spooning isn’t working. Have you tried forking?
Well, spooning will continue to be popular at the Grand Ole Opry.
Two words that I don’t usually use together: Great Puns here today!
“She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes,
And points all her own, sitting way up high…"
So the male deer is Bob Seger—I bet you a buck.
Relationship is on the horns of a dilemma.
https://www.docrat.com.au/comic/dysphoryx/
Yeah, it doesn’t look like it.
Not what I meant when I asked for a poke
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Ratkin almost 3 years ago
Being horny has its downside.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
That guy has no eye deer what to do…
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
You swore you were not one of those, those, awful gazelles. LIAR!!
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
She needs a chin tuck. If she tucks her chin down her horns will be out of the way.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Yes, I do get your point(s)!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She so horny.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
LOL!
Nuliajuk almost 3 years ago
Forking is more fun anyway.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
maybe just lay back and watch the gnus…
namleht almost 3 years ago
I want to run like an antelope out of control
StratmanRon almost 3 years ago
“You’ll put your eye(s) out with that thing, kid!”
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Eye Eye Captain!
PO' DAWG almost 3 years ago
My x-wife was a restless sleeper, I don’t know how many times I got smacked in the face, at least I think she was asleep.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
He needs to wear safety googles to bed.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Whatever you say deer.”
Darryl Heine almost 3 years ago
Ouch!
KEA almost 3 years ago
different pokes for different folks
DondiDoo almost 3 years ago
Spooning isn’t working. Have you tried forking?
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Well, spooning will continue to be popular at the Grand Ole Opry.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Two words that I don’t usually use together: Great Puns here today!
The Brooklyn Accent almost 3 years ago
“She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes,
And points all her own, sitting way up high…"
So the male deer is Bob Seger—I bet you a buck.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Relationship is on the horns of a dilemma.
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
https://www.docrat.com.au/comic/dysphoryx/
anomaly almost 3 years ago
Yeah, it doesn’t look like it.
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Not what I meant when I asked for a poke