The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2021

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    GreasyOldTam  2 months ago


    Well, at least there aren’t any altar boys around.

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  2 months ago

    ! She was expecting a Brief Sermon.

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    Let’s just hope they don’t have to lay on hands. I preach every Sunday but never in just my drawers! That guy needs to be covered in more than just prayer!

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    Leojim  2 months ago

    Another disturbing yet funny comic.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 2 months ago

    I guess the only thing to say is OMG!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 2 months ago

    And they thing Hith praitheth.

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    I have seen the light !!!

    Please put on some clothes or at least get a tan.

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    the choir members had a thong in their hearts…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yuck! He needs to “Speedo” it up!

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    Mominexile  2 months ago

    This made me snort laugh.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Ah. This must be the church of the scantily clad.

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    osceola  2 months ago

    It wouldn’t surprise her if they spoke in tongues?

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    joe piglet Premium Member 2 months ago

    Where is everyone keeping the collection money?

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    Lady loves a joke  2 months ago

    They’re wishing he’d borrow a robe from the choir!

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    And next, the thong of Tholomon.

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    donwalter  2 months ago

    …as the rim shot dribbles down the side of the joke…

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    P51Strega  2 months ago

    They follow a lunar calendar celebrating their most holy days with the full moon.

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    KEA  2 months ago

    No matter how strange you can imagine behavior to be… you can find a religion that does it… and proclaim it’s the only way.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    They are running for office as they have nothing to hide!

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    mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago

    They really practice turning the other cheek.

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    Charles Freeman Premium Member 2 months ago

    This one’s really going to need an interpretation. (Obscure theological joke)

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    DamnHappyChappy  2 months ago

    Why are you acting tho thurprised Malanie. I told you they thpeak in thongs here.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 months ago

    Pastor Pete’s sermon…walking on water.

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    thelost wizard  2 months ago

    Another cult is exposed.

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    Herd of Turtles  2 months ago

    Do the church bells ring ding thong?

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 2 months ago

    Time to leave when they drop their thongs and start handling their snakes.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member 2 months ago

    ‘Back in the day’ when I was young – thongs were the toe-separating sandals made of good material – leather usually – When the flip-flops arrived on the scene, with their cheap materials and scattered in pieces all over the beach, people changed the name of thong-like shoes to flip-flops – and now ‘thong’ was available to be used to describe ‘butt-floss’ . I like the old definition better.

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    jsimpso1  2 months ago

    Those aren’t snakes they’re handling either. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Now if this was a female priest I might even start going to church.

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    l3i7l  2 months ago

    The name of the church, you ask? Annunciation of the B.V.D.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Cold goose-bumps between the men’s legs.

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    And Adam and Eve were tossed out of The Garden of Eden for wearing the forbidden fruit of the loom.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  2 months ago

    Pthalm 96 tellth uth to “Thing unto the Lord a new thong.”

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    Herd of Turtles  2 months ago

    He ought to talk about David and Goliath while using one of those as a slingshot.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    She thought you had a lisp.

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    RonaldHeater  2 months ago

    After worship is the Baptism at the beach.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    What song do they sing? “Running Bear or Rawhide”?

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