That Jar Jar head would give ME nightmares.
Let the glow from ET’s finger be his night light!
Although what’s keeping him awake is probably the Jar jar jar on his dresser…
Hmm, looks like a wookie skin rug on the floor.
Remember, the Dark Side has cookies.
Light sabre nightlight…cool.
Under the bed a monster is.
I have a couple of things about the ET poster but only one I can comment on in an open forum, and it is this; in this reality is he a movie character or a celebrity?
None of your Jedi nightlight tricks!
At first I read that as “Elvis sith lord.” It didn’t make as much sense, but was still funny in it’s own quirky way!
Can I be a wishy washy Sith lord?
Jar Jar Bank!
Can’t force The Force.
I was never really afraid of the dark. In fact I find it quite comforting.
It’s all those creepy noises that tend to stir up my imagination in a bad way.
For a long time I was convinced there was someone creeping around outside from the sound of feet crushing leaves I kept hearing. I finally realized that it was actually the sound of my pulse with my ear on the pillow.
And poor Igor died, as did his mortician due to a stroke after being specifically disallowed to straighten his eyes for all eternity.
Do you want to be considered a sithy?
He’s just a maul-maul’s boy.