Wait until the one has to “wee-wee”
This strip is unhygienic and smells!!!
Please pick up some Plantar’s Peanuts while you are at the store
They’ll have to go through self-checkout. No shoes, no service!
Do you keep Toeny in a jar by the door? Who is it for?
This is toetally preposterous.
What aisle is the toe jam in?
Don’t forget the Dr Scholls and Odor Eaters. And you’re not wearing your arch support.
Just got back from the Arm-me.
He has Athlete’s and has to quarantine!
I love it!
I see they’re in the detergent aisle to pick up a jug of Toed.
That or diabetes.
I’m going to be groaning over “Toeny” for the rest of the day
Disgusting! They should be using foot sanitizer and/or latex socks.
Part II: The one next to the pinkie toe will act up and Mama toe will punish by saying he won’t be having any roast beef for dinner.
I don’t see any roast beef in that cart.
The one talking is Paul Bunion.
Today’s strip is toe-taly bizarre. On the other hand (or foot), I never meta-tarsal I didn’t like; does that mean I’m a podophile?
When’s the worst time to get stuck behind a livestock truck? When this little piggy goes “Wee wee wee!” all the way home.
Try to visit the restroom before you leave – for the sake of the littlest piggy!
Put a sock on it
“Fat Toeny got whacked!”
While they were shopping, their car was toed away.
Groceries sold by the foot?
This one requires Dr. Scholls foot odor.
If this was festivus, we’d be seeing feet’s of strength!
“So…shopping for roast beef?”