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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 29, 2020

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    Here's Waldo  7 months ago

    Now you just add some Milk of Magnesia….

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  7 months ago

    ! Now if They could just make some device for banging-on Walls…

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    marilynnbyerly  7 months ago

    The ingredients are more expensive than the results.

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    Let’s try Vodka, Kahlua and cream next.

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    PICTO  7 months ago

    It appears to make both right- and left- hand screwdrivers…

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    I see that the adjacent production line is using light rum, grapefruit juice and a dash of bitters.

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    using those ingredients, their bottom line’s gonna get hammered…

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    I would rather have the other screwdriver.

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    “Something screwy , see you in St Louis” Bugs Bunny!

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Quite a “turn” of events!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 months ago

    I will give you a pile of rusty nails if you can reverse the process.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 7 months ago

    If you add a twist of Lime would you get Torx Drivers

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    kartis  7 months ago

    I need a drink after this.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’ll have ‘Sex on the Beach’.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just think what it costs to make a Manhattan!

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    Darryl Heine  7 months ago

    Making screwdrivers out of orange juice and vodka? How would you make a SUNDAE DRIVER?

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    bookworm0812  7 months ago

    Hardee-har-har.

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    lv2sew  7 months ago

    VERY creative! Took me a few secs.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I hope quality control removes that bent one with the red handle. I hate screwing screws in crookedly.

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    KEA  7 months ago

    Kinda surprised the machine isn’t a Binford product.

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    They’re not producing any Philips-heads, but I’ll take a couple anyhow. After that, I probably won’t care.

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    jango  7 months ago

    Ahhh…the magic formula has been revealed.

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    foxmike6513 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Change it to Prune juice and get a construction machine – pile driver.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    So at an Irish Starbucks they’d but pouring in coffee and Bailey’s with whipped cream?

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    cuteswan Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just never use both kinds of screwdrivers at the same time.

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    stamps  7 months ago

    I want the machine that takes Sambuca and Irish cream.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    So, the little handle is full of orange juice and vodka? (You can tell I don’t drink.)

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    eolan59  7 months ago

    Do they use the airplane size bottles to make eyeglass screwdrivers

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    Steverino Premium Member 7 months ago

    I wondered how they did that.

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    ehuss  7 months ago

    Are Tropicana and Smirnoff getting free advertisement?

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    Indianapolis Smith  7 months ago

    Jush wa..[buuurp]..it until you try to usesh it. [hick]

    I th[hick]ink I’ll go hand taaaa[ hick]kkke jush a little nappy now… zzz.

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    Lablubber   7 months ago

    Move the whole operation to a certain drive-in chain and you corner the Doctor Who fans market.

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    My favorite hangover-free mix.

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    jgigliotti123  7 months ago

    I wondered how Craftsman made their screwdrivers so uncomfortable. It’s staggering.

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    Old Guy  7 months ago

    Have to say, I didn’t get this at first. Ok, so I’m not a big drinker. The only time I had vodka in the house was when I was given a bottle, years ago. I think there’s still some in the bottle. Now Crown Royal, that’s another matter…

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    Bookworm Premium Member 7 months ago

    Good one, Scott! I literally LOLed. Hope you got some $$ from Craftsman, Smirnoff, and Tropicana. If not, shame on them!

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    Caesar'sWife Premium Member 7 months ago

    Oh! Groan…

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    Caesar'sWife Premium Member 7 months ago

    My best laugh today…and it is pretty late.

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    paullp Premium Member 7 months ago

    Interesting universe they inhabit . . .

    I was curious about what would happen if they tried “snips and snails and puppy dog tails” or “sugar and spice and everything nice,” then I realized that both recipes are a little too vague. Precision counts.

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