Now you just add some Milk of Magnesia….
! Now if They could just make some device for banging-on Walls…
The ingredients are more expensive than the results.
Let’s try Vodka, Kahlua and cream next.
It appears to make both right- and left- hand screwdrivers…
I see that the adjacent production line is using light rum, grapefruit juice and a dash of bitters.
using those ingredients, their bottom line’s gonna get hammered…
I would rather have the other screwdriver.
“Something screwy , see you in St Louis” Bugs Bunny!
Quite a “turn” of events!
I will give you a pile of rusty nails if you can reverse the process.
If you add a twist of Lime would you get Torx Drivers
I need a drink after this.
I’ll have ‘Sex on the Beach’.
Just think what it costs to make a Manhattan!
Making screwdrivers out of orange juice and vodka? How would you make a SUNDAE DRIVER?
VERY creative! Took me a few secs.
I hope quality control removes that bent one with the red handle. I hate screwing screws in crookedly.
Kinda surprised the machine isn’t a Binford product.
They’re not producing any Philips-heads, but I’ll take a couple anyhow. After that, I probably won’t care.
Ahhh…the magic formula has been revealed.
Change it to Prune juice and get a construction machine – pile driver.
So at an Irish Starbucks they’d but pouring in coffee and Bailey’s with whipped cream?
Just never use both kinds of screwdrivers at the same time.
I want the machine that takes Sambuca and Irish cream.
So, the little handle is full of orange juice and vodka? (You can tell I don’t drink.)
Do they use the airplane size bottles to make eyeglass screwdrivers
I wondered how they did that.
Are Tropicana and Smirnoff getting free advertisement?
Jush wa..[buuurp]..it until you try to usesh it. [hick]
I th[hick]ink I’ll go hand taaaa[ hick]kkke jush a little nappy now… zzz.
Move the whole operation to a certain drive-in chain and you corner the Doctor Who fans market.
My favorite hangover-free mix.
I wondered how Craftsman made their screwdrivers so uncomfortable. It’s staggering.
Have to say, I didn’t get this at first. Ok, so I’m not a big drinker. The only time I had vodka in the house was when I was given a bottle, years ago. I think there’s still some in the bottle. Now Crown Royal, that’s another matter…
Good one, Scott! I literally LOLed. Hope you got some $$ from Craftsman, Smirnoff, and Tropicana. If not, shame on them!
My best laugh today…and it is pretty late.
Interesting universe they inhabit . . .
I was curious about what would happen if they tried “snips and snails and puppy dog tails” or “sugar and spice and everything nice,” then I realized that both recipes are a little too vague. Precision counts.