The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 03, 2020

Or perhaps more…

One thing just kind of led to another.

Wouldn’t this be taking place in September?

On the bright side, at least the little girl didn’t see DADDY kissing Santa Claus.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

and yet, he didn’t have any problems with that dude comin’ down the chimney…

Leprechauns.

https://www.google.com/search?channel=trow2&client=firefox-b-d&q=kissing+santa+claus+lyrics

“Baby born with mustache, mother tickled to death”!

Father not so much!

And a subordinate Claus is born.

Didn’t Off The Mark do the same gag?

Santa enjoyed his own version of milk and cookies!

I learned at a young age that “Santa” was really the father of the family.

But he doesn’t remember? Ouch!

“Oh what a laugh it would been if Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night…”

well, there was kissing

The joke was that mommy was fooling around with Santa Claus – that is, the child’s daddy in costume.

Those were happier, more innocent times

Why’s big sister smiling like that?

Well, Santa needed a heir.

It could be that Santa meant something else when he says"Ho,Ho HO!" Could be he was looking for her

Song doesn’t say anything about “just” kissing…

Gives a whole new meaning to the Beach Boys’ ‘Little Saint Nick’

“I saw mommy banging Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe last night.” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

She works with gnomeland security.

All y’all havin’ too much fun with this – but don’t stop now.

Should have happened in late September.

Ok, I’m not sure if I should laugh at this one (snort) but it is clever…

“Santa baby”

He looks like Zoidberg on Futurama.

For an even more disturbing version, try Kip Addota’s “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”. Same premise but mommy’s got the fake beard and a lot more action!

He sure looks a lot like that garden gnome, too. Must’ve been a wild party!

Well he was wearing Monica Lewinsky’s drippy skirt.

Santa invites his “children” to the North Pole where he enslaves then to work producing toys and Nike shoes.

Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus.

Now what makes you think this is Santas’?

It’s not the what, is the where.

What I want to know is how Santa is going to explain it to Mrs. clause!

Ech. Reminds me of the Betty Boop cartoon with the Old Man of the Mountain.

This is the aftermath of Santa Baby slipping that sable under the tree (I know, I’m getting my holiday songs all mixed up).

Certainly changes the lyrics to I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.