The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 03, 2020

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    TStyle78  over 2 years ago

    Or perhaps more…

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    oldpine52  over 2 years ago

    One thing just kind of led to another.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Wouldn’t this be taking place in September?

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    Croms  over 2 years ago

    On the bright side, at least the little girl didn’t see DADDY kissing Santa Claus.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ho! Ho! Ho!

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    and yet, he didn’t have any problems with that dude comin’ down the chimney…

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    “Baby born with mustache, mother tickled to death”!

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Father not so much!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And a subordinate Claus is born.

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    sallyseckman  over 2 years ago

    Didn’t Off The Mark do the same gag?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Santa enjoyed his own version of milk and cookies!

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    I learned at a young age that “Santa” was really the father of the family.

    But he doesn’t remember? Ouch!

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    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    “Oh what a laugh it would been if Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night…”

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    redback  over 2 years ago

    well, there was kissing

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    Auntie Socialist  over 2 years ago

    The joke was that mommy was fooling around with Santa Claus – that is, the child’s daddy in costume.

    Those were happier, more innocent times

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    Nyckname  over 2 years ago

    Why’s big sister smiling like that?

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Well, Santa needed a heir.

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    kelese  over 2 years ago

    It could be that Santa meant something else when he says"Ho,Ho HO!" Could be he was looking for her

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Song doesn’t say anything about “just” kissing…

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Gives a whole new meaning to the Beach Boys’ ‘Little Saint Nick’

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “I saw mommy banging Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe last night.” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    She works with gnomeland security.

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    All y’all havin’ too much fun with this – but don’t stop now.

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    perryed  over 2 years ago

    Should have happened in late September.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ok, I’m not sure if I should laugh at this one (snort) but it is clever…

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    Petemejia77  over 2 years ago

    “Santa baby”

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    He looks like Zoidberg on Futurama.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    For an even more disturbing version, try Kip Addota’s “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”. Same premise but mommy’s got the fake beard and a lot more action!

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    mwksix  over 2 years ago

    He sure looks a lot like that garden gnome, too. Must’ve been a wild party!

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Well he was wearing Monica Lewinsky’s drippy skirt.

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    PO' DAWG  over 2 years ago

    Santa invites his “children” to the North Pole where he enslaves then to work producing toys and Nike shoes.

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    anomaly  over 2 years ago

    Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Now what makes you think this is Santas’?

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    DondiDoo  over 2 years ago

    It’s not the what, is the where.

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    Old27F20  over 2 years ago

    What I want to know is how Santa is going to explain it to Mrs. clause!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Ech. Reminds me of the Betty Boop cartoon with the Old Man of the Mountain.

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    paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This is the aftermath of Santa Baby slipping that sable under the tree (I know, I’m getting my holiday songs all mixed up).

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    Rob Wilson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Certainly changes the lyrics to I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.

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