The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 31, 2020

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    ƹʅɗʘ "ᶜᵃᵖᵖ ᵗᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉ" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  almost 2 years ago

    ! Forget the BOGO, Dude—Let’s try a real Clip-joint.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    25 years ago, this wouldn’t have made it past the editors. Progress!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    She will, she will ROCK you!

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    wiatr Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, let’s get granite-faced!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Say, does she have any sisters?

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    And they were trying to be so good.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm-po_FUmvM

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    one look and they’re really stoners…

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    You get so stoned that you become a bird lavatory.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Yes, stone cold I am afraid!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Litterally…STONED!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trying to be so good

    They’ll stone you just like they said they would

    They’ll stone you when you’re trying to go home

    And they’ll stone you when you’re there all alone

    But I would not feel so all alone

    Everybody must get stoned

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    [Traveler]  almost 2 years ago

    Let’s get really small

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yes, I suppose I’ve experienced that once or twice looking at a woman.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    She will rock your world.

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    Michael G.  almost 2 years ago

    Oh, schist!

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Imagine her hairdresser.

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    jel354  almost 2 years ago

    Easy way to get rock hard abs.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Seemed like a great idea when we were already stoned…

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If any cartoon was begging for a rim shot today – this is the one!

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    Difficult to monetize.

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    You can take it for granite.

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    edreajr  almost 2 years ago

    Congratulations, Scott! This is one of the very rare ’toons that got an audible chuckle out of me.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 2 years ago

    Strange. Suddenly I’ve got the munchies.

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    TurbosDad  almost 2 years ago

    And St Stephen was the first Christian martyr to get stoned…

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe just part of me could look at her. But what happens after 4 hours?

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