The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 31, 2020

25 years ago, this wouldn’t have made it past the editors. Progress!

She will, she will ROCK you!

Yeah, let’s get granite-faced!

Say, does she have any sisters?

And they were trying to be so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm-po_FUmvM

one look and they’re really stoners…

You get so stoned that you become a bird lavatory.

Yes, stone cold I am afraid!

Litterally…STONED!

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trying to be so good

They’ll stone you just like they said they would

They’ll stone you when you’re trying to go home

And they’ll stone you when you’re there all alone

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get stoned

Let’s get really small

Yes, I suppose I’ve experienced that once or twice looking at a woman.

She will rock your world.

Oh, schist!

Imagine her hairdresser.

She will, she will rock you…

Got so stoned he never came back down.

Easy way to get rock hard abs.

Seemed like a great idea when we were already stoned…

If any cartoon was begging for a rim shot today – this is the one!

Difficult to monetize.

You can take it for granite.

Congratulations, Scott! This is one of the very rare ’toons that got an audible chuckle out of me.

Strange. Suddenly I’ve got the munchies.

And St Stephen was the first Christian martyr to get stoned…

Maybe just part of me could look at her. But what happens after 4 hours?