The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 01, 2020


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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    The bellhop will fly your luggage to your room promptly.

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "In a Capp Shul" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  7 months ago

    ! Instead of a Mint on the Pillow, there’s an Oreo-e-OOOOOOOOo.

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    Avalon  7 months ago

    Shoes must be removed before entering the room… if you hand over your ruby slippers, I can store those safely for you.

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    I guess she’ll just have to get a bucket of ice and let it melt.

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    jreckard  7 months ago

    Dorothy, pay no attention to the witch behind the counter. If you only had a brain, you’d try her sister’s place across the street, where you’d be addressed as “my pretty” – by the Wicked Witch of the Best Westin.

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    cdward  7 months ago

    You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    Should have gone to Best Western.

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    J Short Premium Member 7 months ago

    Wait till she finds that check out is at 7am.

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    mourdac Premium Member 7 months ago

    Don’t mind the mess in the room, looks like a tornado might have hit it.

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    StratmanRon  7 months ago

    And don’t mind the evil looking-winged staff….

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    Jeffin Premium Member 7 months ago

    And what’s the Toto charge?

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    Indianapolis Smith  7 months ago

    And on your pillow when they turn down your sheets?

    A nice, shiny, crisp APPLE!

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Click your red shoes three times…..after you sneak a bottle of water and splash the hotel keeper…

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  7 months ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Now that’s a horse of a different color…

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    And the vibrating bed only takes Canadian quarters.

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    rpg_57  7 months ago

    Do they offer broom service?

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    Lightpainter  7 months ago

    Toto is wanted in the kitchen. He won’t be returning in a form you will recognize.

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    Lablubber   7 months ago

    Pay no attention to the hotel manager behind the curtain.

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    ars731  7 months ago

    “I will get your deposit my pretty”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 7 months ago

    Starring Paris Hilton.

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